To Further Delay, GOP Demands That Health Reform Bill Be Put Into Olde English

 

ON THIS THE 23rd DAY OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER OF THE YEAR TWO AUGHT AUGHT NINE, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS COMMITTEE HEREBY APPROVES COOPERATIVES FOR UNIVERSAL BLOODLETTING, IN ORDER TO PROVIDE  POOLS OR EXCHANGES OF LEECHES.

 

 

John Dickerson at Slate with the story on “legislative language.

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